So there is this guy, Jesse. He was a bit like Jesus and a bit like the homeless man who sits out back near my place of work in RL. Everyone in yesterday evening's conversation was discussing whether or not he had as much hair in the nether regions as he does on his face and head. There were all kinds of assumptions made, though the light was brought to us as he took off his pants and showed off his bendy penis that went in directions every man would fear. Backwards cowgirl is the number one position that leads to potential penis fracture. Beware of this, or you may end up with a crooked penis just like Jesse's avatar.
Chitchat escalated and suddenly there were multicolored Jewish stars flying all around in a mess. Not to mention Jesse had an immediate sex and size change. I believe the naked giant caused a stir in the atmosphere. Jewish stars ended up everywhere. I have no idea if they made sound or played music because I was listening to a new album on iTunes when the madness ensued.
Eventually in finding the culprit of the mass destruction and lag, I turned on my follower and ...followed them around the sim until I got bored (and until I finished eating my dinner in RL).
The aftermath was balls. No joke.
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